Dogs miss you when youīre gone.

You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.

Dogs feel guilt when theyīve done something wrong.

Dogs donīt criticize your friends.

Dogs do not play games with you--except fetch(and they never laugh at how you throw).

Dogs donīt feel threatened by your intelligence.

You can train a dog.

Dogs are easy to buy for.

Dogs are good with kids.

You are never suspicious of your dogīs dreams.

Gorgeous dogs donīt know they are gorgeous.

Dogs understand what no means.

Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.

Dogs do not read at the table.

Dogs think you are culinary genius.

You can house train a dog.

You can force a dog to take a bath.

Dogs donīt correct your storys.

Middle-aged dogs donīt feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.

Dogs like your size.

Dogs donīt care whether you shave your legs.

Dogs arenīt threatened if you earn more than they do.

Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

Dogs are nice to your relatives.

Dogs donīt care how you dress.

Dogs never complain about your cooking.

Dogs never leave the toilet seat up.

A dog wonīt try to change you.

Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them.

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