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Källa: Puddelposten 2- 2003
Källa: Puddelposten 1- 2003

© The Londons Times Cartoon Team

HOW DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN

Dogs miss you when you´re gone.

You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.

Dogs feel guilt when they´ve done something wrong.

Dogs don´t criticize your friends.

Dogs do not play games with you--except fetch(and they never laugh at how you throw).

Dogs don´t feel threatened by your intelligence.

You can train a dog.

Dogs are easy to buy for.

Dogs are good with kids.

You are never suspicious of your dog´s dreams.

Gorgeous dogs don´t know they are gorgeous.

Dogs understand what no means.

Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.

Dogs do not read at the table.

Dogs think you are culinary genius.

You can house train a dog.

You can force a dog to take a bath.

Dogs don´t correct your storys.

Middle-aged dogs don´t feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.

Dogs like your size.

Dogs don´t care whether you shave your legs.

Dogs aren´t threatened if you earn more than they do.

Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

Dogs are nice to your relatives.

Dogs don´t care how you dress.

Dogs never complain about your cooking.

Dogs never leave the toilet seat up.

A dog won´t try to change you.

Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them.




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