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Dogs
miss you when you´re gone.
You
never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
Dogs
feel guilt when they´ve done something wrong.
Dogs
don´t criticize your friends.
Dogs
do not play games with you--except fetch(and they never laugh at how you throw).
Dogs
don´t feel threatened by your intelligence.
You
can train a dog.
Dogs
are easy to buy for.
Dogs
are good with kids.
You
are never suspicious of your dog´s dreams.
Gorgeous
dogs don´t know they are gorgeous.
Dogs
understand what no means.
Dogs
understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
Dogs
do not read at the table.
Dogs
think you are culinary genius.
You
can house train a dog.
You
can force a dog to take a bath.
Dogs
don´t correct your storys.
Middle-aged
dogs don´t feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
Dogs
like your size.
Dogs
don´t care whether you shave your legs.
Dogs
aren´t threatened if you earn more than they do.
Dogs
mean it when they kiss you.
Dogs
are nice to your relatives.
Dogs
don´t care how you dress.
Dogs
never complain about your cooking.
Dogs
never leave the toilet seat up.
A
dog won´t try to change you.
Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them.